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OK so what do you think?

http://j-walk.com/other/myrtle/index.htm

Is this the right place to post site checks?

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!

"Also, your CSS (no offence) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon" - TPH

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New Site!

HB are you really Mrytal???

so, tell me, do you design all your sites with frontpage? you know girl, I think you've got a real chance in this cut throat business.

good luck!

larmyia

ps...where do you find these things???

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New Site!

OMG Shock
did you see her new client's page? Does she actually get paid to do that?!

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New Site!

Don't you like my site? Sad Sad

I do Firefighters for free you know (their sites that is)

Edit: ok ok it's not really mine - had you going though didn't I (that's not a good thing is it?). Here's some of the other spoof stuff this guy does: http://j-walk.com/other/ which for a guy who specialises in Excel is pretty funny.

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!

"Also, your CSS (no offence) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon" - TPH

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New Site!

it's inspirational. I shall base all my future designs on yours as you have such clarity and vision.

the world is your oyster.

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New Site!

larmyia wrote:
the world is your oyster.

Don't like none of them fancy foods - How about, the world is my Big Mac?

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!

"Also, your CSS (no offence) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon" - TPH

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New Site!

double big mac with a free quater pounder with cheese.

and stop denying that is your site and your pic.

we know the truth!

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New Site!

oh I like the google content blocker. gotta get that!

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New Site!

OK ok it's me - I'm Myrtle the Turtle and I love the Marquee tag I don't care what no-one thinks!

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!

"Also, your CSS (no offence) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon" - TPH

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New Site!

bit disappointed you've not used the <blink> tag anywhere? saving it up for your next big project???

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New Site!

I remember when this was cutting edge webdesign, afterall it was only last week...

One thing Myrtle, why have you added Stinky Outhouses! to your list of dislikes, what's wrong with them?

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New Site!

briski wrote:
I remember when this was cutting edge webdesign, afterall it was only last week...

it's the current basis for all your designs is it not?

Tongue

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New Site!

briski wrote:
One thing Myrtle, why have you added Stinky Outhouses! to your list of dislikes, what's wrong with them?

Nuthin really - just thought it made me sound more classy.

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!

"Also, your CSS (no offence) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon" - TPH

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New Site!

I does not validate, and you should not use tables for layout. Smile

This is my big chance . . . yep, I blew it . . .

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New Site!

n8gz4ez wrote:
I does not validate, and you should not use tables for layout. Smile

Never use tables - I eat off a tray in front of the TV.

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!

"Also, your CSS (no offence) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon" - TPH

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New Site!

http://j-walk.com/other/todd/aboutme.htm

Look, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Pics of mom are priceless, but the magic's in the commentary. My favorite part:

The Guitar God wrote:
Somebody sent me another pitcher of my mom. They said they new my mom in her "yuonger days". I gotta admit that she was a real babe.

or

The Guitar God wrote:
Dad is in the picture to the right..

Apprehended.

- Antibland

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New Site!

And your doctype is incorrect, throwing IE into Quirks Mode.

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Verschwindende wrote:
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New Site!

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