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Hey guys,

I'm sure some of you have seen this before but I just thought it was funny when it was pointed to me. Conduct a search for: "Paris Hilton isnt a skank" in google.

(Yes... I am 15 Tongue)

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Kind of funny

I'm obviously being a bit slow here - what exactly is it that we are supposed to find funny? :? (serious question, not sarcasm)

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Kind of funny

Uugh I guess it's kind of vague eh hehehe

It's kind of dumb since "isnt" is spelled wrong but I found Google's suggestion of a correction funny nonetheless. It wouldn't happen if it was spelled write but then again...

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Kind of funny

Clearly something that is lost on someone of Roy's age ! :roll:

and seems to be lost even on myself despite my tender years,

Sanch3x are you really 15 ? is this why this is over our heads.

( I ask sarcastically not seriously)

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Kind of funny

ACK internet sarcasm! I don't know which question was asked sarcastically and which one wasn't! ^^

However to clear up any more confusion if there is still any..if you type in:

"Paris Hilton isnt a skank"

Google will try and correct you and ask:

"Did you mean 'Paris Hilton is a skank' ?"

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Kind of funny

Ah missed the point and spelt isnt correctly, see what you meant amusing granted, slightly made a mess of the joke sorry! Smile

Thought that this may have been teenage humor for a moment, anyway who is this Paris Hilton ?

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Hugo wrote:
despite my tender years

...and you are how many months younger than me Hugo :roll: Laughing out loud ...tender years my @rse, you old fart!

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Paris Hilton is a woman who is going to inherit her daddy's money and who was involved in a scandal or two.

I guess she just happened to be the victim of the joke more than anything. But don't worry about it, I tend to make all my jokes too vague. I think my sense of humour is too "contextual" (I hope that's a word!)

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Old timer Roy wrote:
how many months younger than me Hugo

Enough
Anyway I'm in a particularly crotchety mood at the moment as it's my birthday tomorrow and any mention of being 15 is just going to get me going as I can't believe that I'm going to be twice that come tomorrow Sad

( and you can keep those sarky comments to yourselves Roy and Larmyia)

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Very regrettably I have come across this person, and truly try and pretend that such creatures don't exist as they offend me deeply.

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Paris Hilton is a woman

That description I would have to draw issue with she is nothing of the sort, she has a long way to go before she is ever able to describe herself as a Woman Oups
There are many descriptions of her that I can think of but to use any would mean having to ban myself.

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Hugo wrote:
Old timer Roy wrote:
how many months younger than me Hugo

Enough
Anyway I'm in a particularly crotchety mood at the moment as it's my birthday tomorrow and any mention of being 15 is just going to get me going as I can't believe that I'm going to be twice that come tomorrow Sad

( and you can keep those sarky comments to yourselves Roy and Larmyia)
I'm thrice so quitcher*beep*en! Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

As for Hilton, .....

'Nuff said.

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I'm thrice so quitcher*beep*en!

...and Hugo's a lier Wink

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JTLYK, I'm in stitches here.

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Hugo wrote:
I can't believe that I'm going to be twice that come tomorrow Sad

didn't know you did standup Hugo!

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Thank god you're not actually twice my age, because if you were, this time tomorrow you'd be 40... now THAT's old Tongue

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Er; both Hugo and I ARE over forty, so less of your lip sonny Evil Wink

Now, can we end this non-funny thread with a birthday message to Hugo: Happy Birthday matey

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I second that. Happy, Happy Birthday Hugo!

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Whew! I don't feel so alone now! Happy Birthday Hugo!

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Ok, ok, enough already with all the ageist bullcrap. I'm over fifty and probably could whup most of you young whippersnappers, so start paying proper respect to your elders. I am a living example of how good judgement comes from experience (and also that experience comes from poor judgement).

Hugo, many happy returns - pay no attention to the rabble - most of them still wet the bed at night.

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pay no attention to the rabble - most of them still wet the bed at night.

After looking at some of those Paris Hilton pictures earlier today (trying to understand the original post), I probably will wet the bed tonight - if you know what I mean Wink

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gross! mainly because she's gross. although your implication isn't exactly charming Roy.

men :roll:

(dirty old men? Wink )

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Well, larmyia, if you could help us out with some bikini pictures, poor Roy wouldn't have to be thinking about skanky Paris. ( I recommend the Wicked Weasel brand, manufactured down in Tony's neck of the world. ) We'd still be dirty old men, but we'd be quality dirty old men.

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larmyia wrote:
your implication isn't exactly charming Roy.

I think you misunderstand - how can dreaming (i.e. asleep) be charming or otherwise? And as for being dirty (yes, I noticed the wink), at what age does a healthy and natural eye for the female form become the disgusting habit of the archetypical dirty old man? If you can let me know then I'll try and programme my brain not to find the female form attractive. Now it's my turn to wink Wink

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Many thanks to one and all for your kindly birthday greetings, and your all invited to my birthday party to be held tomorrow in the 'Off Topic ' forum where I shall be celebrating, all welcome to drop by and have a virtual drink, any gifts or cards most welcome.

Dress to impress.

But any more of these vile and malicious attempts at making out that I'm really old will result in one almighty teenage tantrum

And there nothing dirty about us Larmyia, theres nothing wrong in lusting, talking of which David your welcome to bring some of your friends from Wickedweasel along to the party, please .

Links like that are no good for us at our time of life. oh crickey I've just seen the main image, new wallpaper for my machine Smile actually that is a very good example of clean compliant coding I will have to bookmark it as a reference to well constructed HTML .

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Dr Elliott...I assure you I'm nothing like your lovely bikini chicks, so I shalln't be passing my pix on to you Tongue

Roy: asleep? where's the mention of sleep below? and I can't believe you really think she's hot. or maybe in old age anything half neked is hot???

roytheboy wrote:
I probably will wet the bed tonight - if you know what I mean Wink

Hugo: you are the only one allowed to be a perverted old man, as it's your birthday. In fact I think you need more of this type of material as I did notice the fact that you were getting hot and heavy over the coding of the site.

again, all I can say is ...

men :roll:

(my turn!)

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larmyia wrote:
Roy: asleep? where's the mention of sleep below? and I can't believe you really think she's hot. or maybe in old age anything half neked is hot???

I can't believe I'm discussing this on an internationally renowned CSS forum visited by thousands, but here goes nothing: us blokes dream and sometimes those dreams are rather 'active' shall we say, and sometimes that results in a bit of a mess, if you know what I mean. It's called a wet dream but us chaps do our best to hide this natural occurrence from our partners (oops - now I've gone and given the game away!). It's a natural bodily function that probably helps in the body's fight against prostrate cancer (I'm guessing).

As for Paris Hilton: yes she most definitely is Hot with a capital H. Us chaps are very 'visual' beasts you see, and her figure is close to my idea of how the ideal female form should be. And what's more I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm not alone. Oh how shallow we are Laughing out loud

Perhaps this thread needs an 'Off Topic' category all of it's own now Wink

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Well... while you guys discuss about bodily functions can I ask how people are getting to Hugo's party? I'd like to hitch a ride with someone 'cause I'm planning on drinkin'! Laughing out loud

Drinking and the super information highway don't mix if you know what I mean ^^*

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Re: Kind of funny

sanch3x wrote:
Hey guys,

I'm sure some of you have seen this before but I just thought it was funny when it was pointed to me. Conduct a search for: "Paris Hilton isnt a skank" in google.

(Yes... I am 15 Tongue)

hehe. I smiled. Google sometimes does that. The return of relevant information that is. Laughing out loud

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