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I can feel a rusty sppon moment coming on Laughing out loud

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Doncaster - so good they named it... 3 times?

<META NAME="KEYWORDS" CONTENT="Doncaster, Doncaster, Doncaster,

It is very funny - but somehow I feel a bit guilty laughing at people when they can't defend themselves...

still laughing though...

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!

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z-index: 2147483632;">

Now I knew Word spewed out a load of [email protected], but seriously? 2147483632? What the hell kind of z-index is that?

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Quote:
I feel a bit guilty laughing at people when they can't defend themselves


Hmm, exactly.

It renders though Shock maybe were all expending too much energy with this standards lark.

Seriously , it's in slightly questionable taste to post up someones code just to have a laugh at TPH.

Hugo.

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The best HTML &amp; CSS I've ever seen

I'm packing my bags right now.

This is my big chance . . . yep, I blew it . . .

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I didn't post it as a joke; I posted it as an example of bad code that generators spew out Laughing out loud

Found on the PCFormat forum:

http://forum.pcformat.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=34429

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Ah, that's all right then Wink

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I'm packing my bags right now.

Me too!

My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!

"Also, your CSS (no offence) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon" - TPH