Don't know if you've seen the uncyclopedia - but some of it is very, very funny.
This is a link to the entry about Microsoft:
My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it!
"Also, your CSS (no offence) makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon" - TPH
Not too far away: the Alternative Directory and the Stange and Unusual Directories. With one-letter words, vovel-only words and all-consonant words