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Vice President Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

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Breakfast at the White House

Would be funny but for the fact that we have heard those speeches of his :? Oratory, not his strong point Smile

Who is *beep* Cheney then, this profanity filter really is too strict.

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Breakfast at the White House

Well, the nick for Richard. He's the Vice President. I can't think of a better person to be President of Vice.

I noticed Hecks Bells is OK for a screen name but the word isn't allowed in a posting.

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