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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings'.
3. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife Shock
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time in the UK.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
13. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
(This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark, whilst a large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes and it's up to the women to stomp the [email protected] out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Life's a b*tch and then you die!

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Things it can take a lifetime to learn

17. Helicopter Ejection seats were never meant to be.
18. If someone is knocking on your submarine door, don't answer
19. Waterproof teabags are stupid
20. Ditto to waterproof towels
21. Yes, you already told me how many fish you caught, and how big they were Grandpa.

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I refuse to be like the faceless masses of sheep and have a signatu......awwwwwwwww CRAP!!

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16. Priceless

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16. yeah well just about sums up our tortured lives really :roll: . *sigh* what it is to be a bloke in a womans world.

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nice Roy, nice.

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I don't understand why it takes a lifetime to learn number 7. I would think it would take very littel time. For me, it was twice Crying

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I prefer these points, 1.

I prefer these points,

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
3. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. Never lick a steak knife Shock
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's

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hulk269 wrote:I prefer these

hulk269 wrote:

I prefer these points

And I prefer people who don't revive four-year-old threads just so they can post spammy links.

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