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This is my big chance . . . yep, I blew it . . .

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Laughing out loud
Just found the Guru/Moderators mantra:

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The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

Feel vindicated now :twisted:

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It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

which explains my countenance and the fact that I am relatively unlined for my years, rather look young and dumb than wizened but intelligent.

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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

An active forum members lament.

Great site, an amusing diversion, which I think they had a witty aphorism for as well Smile

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Laughing out loud

"Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up"

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True but just imagine the first Jewish Sihk, fashioning the turban would test NASA though.

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Hugo wrote:
True but just imagine the first Jewish Sihk, fashioning the turban would test NASA though.
My avatar is Sanjay Dutt. Maybe a Sikh but not Jewish. Laughing out loud He's a popular Bollywood actor.

Someone said I look like him (I don't think I do) so it became my avatar in another forum. Laughing out loud

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Triumph wrote:
Someone said I look like him (I don't think I do) so it became my avatar in another forum. Laughing out loud

You mean that's not you? Shock

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Triumph wrote:
My avatar is Sanjay Dutt. Maybe a Sikh but not Jewish. Laughing out loud He's a popular Bollywood actor.

I can think of a lot of Bollywood Stars whose photo's are a LOT easier on the eye than him. For example, what about Riya Sen?

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I can think of a lot of Bollywood Stars whose photo's are a LOT easier on the eye than him.
Since I've been told I look like him, how should I take that comment? Laughing out loud

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For example, what about Riya Sen?
Yeah, she's adorable as was my old avatar of Preity Zinta.

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Since I've been told I look like him, how should I take that comment?

Dunno. Personally, I know I'm not so easy on the eye (understatement of the century), so I am immune to such comments. I can still appreciate good form when I see it. My Avatar REALLY does look a lot like me Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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Dunno. Personally, I know I'm not so easy on the eye (understatement of the century), so I am immune to such comments. I can still appreciate good form when I see it. My Avatar REALLY does look a lot like me Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
Laughing out loud

OK, I'm gonna change it to a pic of the real me to avoid any further confusion. Laughing out loud

<--- There ya go.

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OK, I'm gonna change it to a pic of the real me to avoid any further confusion. Laughing out loud

AAaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhh

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Oh dear! Shock was that wise Smile

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That bad, huh? Crying

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Your personality makes up for your looks . . . bold move. Laughing out loud

edit: I just discovered it is in fact the other way around. http://www.despair.com/beauty.html :twisted:

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Wow... who'd a thought it Triumph? What a hunk?... if only I was a year younger Laughing out loud . Don't ever change that avatar, it has instantly become my only reason for logging in. Ignore these chaps, 'tis only envy :mrgreen:

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Lorraine, you definitely have too much time on your hands.

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Lorraine wrote:
Wow... who'd a thought it Triumph? What a hunk?... if only I was a year younger Laughing out loud . Don't ever change that avatar, it has instantly become my only reason for logging in. Ignore these chaps, 'tis only envy :mrgreen:
:oops: You made me blush. :oops: Unless that was total sarcasm. Laughing out loud

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n8gz4ez wrote:
edit: I just discovered it is in fact the other way around. http://www.despair.com/beauty.html :twisted:

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Sarcasm... moi... as if. No, that was sincere, if a bit naughty... didn't mean to embarass you, but those neanderthals, well really :roll:

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Grunt!

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Lorraine wrote:
didn't mean to embarass you
Yes, I am so embarrassed. More please? Wink

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Triumph wrote:
<--- There ya go.

I'm afraid I don't see the resemblance with your previous pic.

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Triumph wrote:
<--- There ya go.

I'm afraid I don't see the resemblance with your previous pic.
Get a marker and draw a beard and add a turbin. Laughing out loud

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Get a marker and draw a beard and add a turbin. Laughing out loud

OK, I hope you like Red.

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HEY! Is that Saddam Hussein's beard?

Now that's a pair of twins:

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HEY! Is that Saddam Hussein's beard?

Incredible! Now I know who the beard expert is. Shock

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T, did anyone ever tell you you look like Colin Mochrie?

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T, did anyone ever tell you you look like Colin Mochrie?
Actually, yes and Anthony Edwards and Sanjay Dutt. Laughing out loud (I don't get the Sanjay Dutt one either I guess that's why I think it's so funny).