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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Five to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Three to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Three more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Two to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...and another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

Five know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

Four to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Three to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Two to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Five to quote all posts to date in their entirety and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Ten to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start the cr*p all over again!

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oh good one Roy. Laughing out loud

only scary thing is that reading through the list I was putting faces (read avitars) to the posters! won't share my thoughts though.

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Your Too sharp Roy Cool

Of course you for forgot the inevitable 'one' who must add a lengthy but potted history of the light bulb - lamp, then turn it into a 'How To'

Er... oops that's me :oops:

Keep those thoughts to yourself Larmyia :-# Smile

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I'm glad you ran that through the spell checker.

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Maybe it's just forums I frequent, but there's always one who will contribute some random post that has no relevance to the topic or anything anyone else has said either. Shock

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Which reminds me: did you know that the Americans put a man (Alan Sheppard) into space only one month after the Russians (Uri Gagarin)?

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How many friendster members does it takes to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to ask how to change the background on the profile.

Five to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and ask how to use transparency.

Three to caution about the dangers of not reading the rules or csscreator.com.

Three more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing the background.

One to say pls and thx.

Oh, that's quite enough of this foolishness. Laughing out loud

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Friendster members can't change light bulbs...

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You left out: one to send me an abusive PM. Wink

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roytheboy wrote:
Which reminds me: did you know that the Americans put a man (Alan Sheppard) into space only one month after the Russians (Uri Gagarin)?

That's not nearly random enough. These are the sort I was on about:

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WOW

It looks like I came in here to snoop at a good time!!

Nice one Roy, made me laugh!! Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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OMG this topic is soooo accurate! I laughed!

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One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start the cr*p all over again!

And then me to flame them for bumping an old topic Laughing out loud

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larmyia wrote:
oh good one Roy. Laughing out loud

only scary thing is that reading through the list I was putting faces (read avitars) to the posters! won't share my thoughts though.

larmyia

I knew there was a reason I should not have an avatar Tongue

I'll book mark this, come back in 6 months and enable TPH to prove himself right. Wink

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No offence to our friendsters. Laughing out loud

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Re: Light Bulb

roytheboy wrote:

Five to quote all posts to date in their entirety and add "Me too".

Me Too. Laughing out loud

roytheboy wrote:

Three to tell a funny story about their dog and a light bulb.

Now that is a funny story. But not appropriate on this forum Laughing out loud

However I do recall seeing this elsewheres on Google a while back when this was brought up in another forum I frequent.

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